I was in the court office today doing paperwork, while wearing my black heavyweight kilt. The three ladies who staff the office were all wearing trousers. I recognised the local councillor arriving at the public counter. Although he often wears a kilt while representing the Council at official events he was casually dressed in jeans today. Entirely spontaneous, I greeeted him with "I see you are dressed like a woman today with your blue jeans." Fortunately, my remark went down OK and he and the three ladies all broke out into laughter. OK it wasn't very clever of me to comment on someone else's clothing choice unprovoked, but I couldn't resist the opportunity. I must remember to save this one as a response if any of the trousered masses comment on my kilts.