while I can't be there, I've got an option.

show up early...REAL early ( roughly when the doors open)
find a few bonnie lassies with cars to attend to you once you complete to following:
consume as much of their store of scotch so they have to let you stay, just to see if you can drink it all in one day!

While it seems highly unlikely that this would work, it would surely be worth a try!