There's rules????

How did I miss them????

OH NO, have I possibly, maybe, been doing something wrong all these years?

OMG, I think I hear the Tartan Police banging down my door as I type this.
(clad in their LEO Tartan of course.)

Does this mean I'll be incarcerated and bound over a grate with frigid updrafts?

Somebody should have told me there were rules.