This is bad

[Dreadbelly]

If it makes you feel any better, I'll tell you my name. *Sigh*. Here goes...

Zach.

As in Zachary.

I know. The only people who have that name were born in the 1980s... or the 1880s. I totally hate my name.

I have always liked that name actually... Or any name with a Z or an X.

At least your name is decidedly masculine.