Quote Originally Posted by elitekiltedcommando View Post
Or just go through regimental, and whatever happens, happens...
Do you know anyone at that airport? Does anyone there go to your church? Let the machine blow your kilt up, and give the airport a show. Take a hot shower before you leave for the airport to relax your muscles a little. I have been traveling internationally for sevearal years now, and all I ever get is wanded. I make funny noises when I get searched and it usually embarasses the young nieve TSA person. Then again, I did get felt up by a guy in an Iraqi airport...so maybe you don't want to be too friendly.