Paddy and Mike were on the lake fishing one fine spring morn. As they floated along Mike spies a whisky bottle in the water. He pulls it out and peers into the bottle. There's something in there but he can't see what. On pulling the cork, there's a puff of green smoke and a wee leprechaun appears on the bow of the boat. "I'll be tankin' ya fur freein' me from that bottle." says he. "I bin stuck in there fur a hunert and fifty years! Now bein' as I'm such a wee fella I can only be grantin' ya one wish. What'll it be?" Before Mike can say a word, Paddy pipes up and says "I'm wishin' you'd be turnin' all this lake water into beer!" "Done!" says the leprechaun and he vanishes. Paddy turns to Mike and asks "Well, what do ya think?" Mike replies "I think yur a daft fool! Now we have to pee in the boat!!"

A Happy St. Pats to all and on the 17th, if you spy a stranger in your backyard, don't be afeard, it's only Paddy O'Furniture! SLAINTE!