Quote Originally Posted by Dreadbelly View Post
Since there seems to be a lot of kilted fathers, I've had these two ideas.

The first idea was a GIANT sporran looking bag, not meant to be worn around your hips, as a diaper bag. Hung off the shoulder or the back obviously.
The first time I read this, I thought "What do priests need diaper bags for?"
Okay, different type of father.

I'll second Cavscout's concerns with the second idea. While I have seen fannypacks/bumbags and backpacks where the load is borne on the hips instead of the shoulders, the weight is being carried behind you.
Combining your sporran idea with a wide kilt belt/back brace might work a little better ...