Found this while looking around online thought it funny so thought Id share.

Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear.In battle we donned a full length ball gown covered in sequins.The idea was to blind the eyes of the English with the luxery.
(Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons)

Read that and thought now wouldnt that be a interesting remake on Braveheart.I see it now youll never take our freedom raising the sword in the air all the while in a lovely red formal with a bow on the hip maybe cut low in back.lol.
Just being silly hope the thought brings smiles.