I have no time to make kilts. I owe four, count 'em four skirts to lasses this friday and I'm gonna only have three of them done. That's three skirts in two months.

OK, well the fourth one is "cut out", but sheesh. I haven't made a KILT in three months. I owe Panache a kilt. I have seven yards of Grey Stewart wool sitting in my study.

I want another kilt.

I don't NEED another kilt. I have ENOUGH kilts. But I want another kilt. But I don't want any of the normal offerings....Hunting Stewart, Royal Stewart, Black Watch....nah. I don't know what I want. I don't need another Macnaughton kilt. Maybe I want a contemporary kilt.....

I'm not sure, I just know that I want another kilt because...uh...uh....

When I started all this, I was going to only buy ONE kilt.

Do you ever feel this way?