Quote Originally Posted by Caradoc View Post
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Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...
Ummm... OW! I should get a ferret and carry it around in my sporran. Anytime I'm asked 'what I keep in my purse', I can say, "This." Then proceed to chuck an enraged weasel at someone.

And Al G, I've learned it's best not to drink anything when visiting the site...