I just got back from my brother's house, well I was wearing my Isle of Skye, so anyway my brother hands me a box wrapped in tartan paper and says jokingly
"This is a gift for everyone."
I open it up and what should my eyes behold you ask? A new pair of Trousers now I know that that is dirty word and could get this thread locked but honestly if it were anything else I would be happy to tell you. I suppose that my poor uninformed brother can be forgiven the offending gift came from his menswear store.
I told him thanks and that they would hang up in my closet. I just wish he would get it through his head that as of today I am 41 and am quite capable of dressing myself.