Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.

I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".

Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!

I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_

Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!