Stranger "So why are you wearing a kilt?"

Me....... "Because I can't think of anything else to do with it."

Stranger "Wow, are you Scottish?"

Me........ "No...why...do I sound Scottish?"

Stranger "Is it true what they say?"

Me........ "About what a Scotsman wears under his kilt? No idea....why do you ask? Do I sound Scottish?"

Stranger "Can I buy you a drink?"

Me........ "Thank you. If you had asked that first I might have given you the answers you wanted to the other questions. Glen Fiddich please."