Commercial Break
Checkout counter of a retail store
A tall, bearded, kilt-wearing man stands at the counter along with a beautiful woman with golden blond hair. On the counter are several bags.
The scene zooms in to the card the man is giving to the clerk. It is a credit card and the name on the card is ‘Alexander Dove.’
The clerk gives the card back and they finish the transaction. The man and woman take the bags from the counter and turn to face the audience.
The man speaks to the audience. “I’m Mr. Dove of the Retrieval Team. If you have a business like I do, you know that you often have to purchase supplies before you are paid for your services.”
The scene changes to the counter of another store. The same man is at the counter, along with a tall woman with red hair. Several boxes are on the counter.
The scene zooms in on the card again. This time it reads ‘Thomas Dove.’
He again speaks to the audience. “To solve this problem, I use the ScotCard from X Marks the Scot.”
The scene changes to another store. This time the man is with an attractive woman with oriental features.
The scene zooms again and this time the card reads ‘Marcus Dove.’
He again speaks with the audience. “The ScotCard lets you get the supplies you need and delay the payment until you get paid.”
The scene changes to the same man. This time he is standing with all three of the women, along with four others. All are carrying weapons and other gear, obviously ready for action.
The man speaks. “The ScotCard – it lets your company do its job.”
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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