This year for our organization's Christmas party, they are going to have a murder mystery, one involving the murder of Santa. I've been picked/volunteered to be a suspect. My character is Gibson Downs, a sales representative for the local newspaper and apparently, my wife had a thing for the big guy. We are supposed to come in costume, so I'm considering making him a Scottish immigrant; I wonder if I can change his name. Now I have to see if I can come up with a passable accent.