How To Use the Toilet Whilst Kilted

[TheKiltedWonder]

you know, as a lady we learn how to umm... do the do in a skirt gracefully at about 5. I had never even thought of it as a skill.

I guess it's like a language. If you learn it before 12 you'll always be better at it than if you learn it late. Alas.

I do think kilts are a bit different. There are all the pleats to consider...I feel they make the kilt a slightly different animal.
Anyway, my normal porta-potty method is to hold it until I'm at a real bathroom. It works right up until when they start halving the beer prices at the end of a festival/ceilidh...
I may have to study the cossack's methods.