Quote Originally Posted by Livingston View Post
Just remember, we do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

Of course the application of single malt or your favorite beverage is necessary at several of the above steps.

This has been my solution since kilt#1 and 62 kilts later it's still effective.
And no, I'm not an addict, I'm... uh, never mind.