Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
Not to mention you haven't once mentioned a mane of long flowing locks or firm round buttocks.

Do you even own a rubber chicken?
I may not have a mane of flowing locks and firm buttocks...ok, maybe the buttocks, but not locks.

What I do have is a waxed handlebar mustache, black cape for easy concealment, shifty eyes, and a sneaky, slinky walk.

Does that help?