I just got back from another cruise yesterday, and I thought I'd tell you an about an interesting incident. At the Captain's reception, I was all done up in my formal outfit and enjoying the free drinks. A couple of older ladies sat down near me. I noticed one of them looking at me closely and I figured she was checking out the kilt. Then, she leans closer and asks me "Aren't you Dave?"

It turns out she had heard me singing at the karaoke and remembered me. Which just goes to show you, it ain't always the kilt.