Quote Originally Posted by Mr. MacDougall View Post
I once heard someone respond, "You're out of prison, you can get a girlfriend now!" It cracked me up. The only time it's happened to me, I saw her coming, intercepted her arm, and said, "Lass, y'c'n look if y'like, but you've got to kiss whatever y'find." She didn't carry on.
I really like this response! I will have to remember it.

It has actually happened to me several times over the last couple of months. I have gone out to a local bar that is apparently a meeting place for cougars (so I am told). These women have no shame.

Of course, I have to admit that I occassionally enjoy the attention...