St Padric's Day - A revew

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So, a little informal survey last night....

Five shows at various venues (bars) around greater (or lesser, as the case may be) Seattle.

# of times i was asked "The Question" - 14
# of times I answered with anything other than total ambiguity - 0
# of times I was asked if it was OK to "check" - 4
# of times it was asked by a female - 2 (it's seattle, this should not surprise anyone)
# of times Kilt Check was attempted - 1 (female. very cute, very drunk) Result - Denied.
# of drunks who attempted to play my drum - 5
# of drunks who got hit with my drumstick for attempting to play my drum - 5
# of pipers rammed by my drum - 3
# of Pipe Majors Rammed by my drum - 1 (sorry Tyrone)
# of people observed crying after playing Amazing Grace - 2
# of times we played Danny Boy - 0 (thank God)
# of parking tickets incurred by band - 17

All-in-all, a very successful evening....

If any of you folks are going to the BC Indoor competition this weekend, seek me out....it's going to be a grand show.