Oddly enough, I have never been asked 'The Question' while kilted. Being female, I thought that people would realize such a question was inappropriate.

Then, a couple of weeks ago, I got the green light to wear kimonos full time at work.

For a garment that's famous for the sheer number of layers, I've been astonished by the number of people who ask what I'm wearing under the kimono.

I don't have a snappy comeback yet. Double entendres about pipes don't come out right for kimono.