When a kiltie is a singing G&S (G&S)
As a pleated General Stanley on the stage (on the stage)
He likes to look the part and not a mess (not a mess)
That would stir our Hamish into stylish rage (stylish rage).
Though Savoyards are norm'lly found in trousers (found in trousers)
(Except Mikado, Yeomen of the Guard) (of the Guard)
We hope to see some photos on our browsers (on our browsers)
Of our own X Marks fellow kilted pard (kilted pard).
When a Major Gen'rals duty has been done (has been done)
A kiltie's lot will be a happy one! (happy one!)