I have a gig in Cairo this Sunday. 1st trip there.

A Scottish friend has coached me well in speaking with his east coast accent and even offered a specific reply to these situations.

So when young cuties ask me to, "Say something", my reply is, "Lassies get your breeks doon!"

They giggle, ask me to say it again, then are off to get more friends so it can be repeated to them.

No one has ever indicated they comprehended a word.

Slainte yall,
steve