The best Scottish Game, for all ages and athletic ability.

Three ladies (the older and friskier, the better) are picked from the audience. They are blindfolded and sit on chairs. Each has an assistant who takes notes as the lady feels and judges the knee of each man who walks through the line. At the end, they compare notes. The gentleman who is deemed to have the "bonniest (bonnie-est not bony-est) knee" wins.

Anybody who's participated has a great story to tell about it. Perhaps even a prize.