Quote Originally Posted by RockyR View Post
***from behind the corner of a dark alley in a low grovelly whisper***

PSSST... hey Buddy.... what'cha need? I got'cher leather sporrans, yer hose, yer kilt pins. You need the good stuff? I got'cher 8 yard wool kilts right 'ere...
Now, I don't care who you are. That's funny!