Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
Last time I was asked "where are your bagpipes" was by an Asian doorman at the hotel I was staying in Chicago. When I responded "where are your chopsticks" he had the decency to look embarrassed. There were no remarks for the rest of the stay, other than very pleasant greetings as we can and left.

Brian
Hahahaha I wish I was that quick. The second most ask question (The Question) I encountered at this wedding I answered with, "Well, I'm probably more comfortable than any of the gentelmen in the wedding party", and left it at that with a smile.