Unfortunately came across this in my daily meander through the interwebby thing...

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ge/kilt(1).gif

So, if he lives in the US / UK (didn't bother checking out paper locale), and drives a japanese car, and drinks coffee, and or tea, then he must be either Japanese, Columbian (sorry for the coffee stereotype) or Indian (PG Tips stereo type there I'm afraid).

What a sad wee introverted life some of us live...