I was talking to a colleague when my mobile phone buzzed. My colleague was horrified when I took the mobile out of my sporran to check who it was. According to my colleague's sister, a doctor, mobile phones should not be kept in close proximity to your genitals. There's no current evidence to suggest that mobile phones cause problems, but she's insisting that it's better to be safe than sorry. That's a valid point.

There's only one problem. Where am I going to keep my phone now?

Mark