Something to be wary of

[Tetley]

When speaking to someone, one should not answer, or check, their cell phone unless (1) they are the President of the United States and are expecting an imminent declaration of war by a hostile power, or (2) an obstetrician on call for an extremely difficult delivery, and even that may be borderline.

People who do check their cell phone at every beep or quiver deserve to have their private bits glow in the dark-- not that that is apt to happen. If you don't like the look of the phone on your belt, clip it to the inside of your kilt where, like a detective's pistol, it will accessible but unobtrusive.

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Unfortunately, it's a work phone and I was at work. In my office that qualifies under point 1 part 2