When my wife and I were newly weds we lived in not the nicest set of apartments in town. Around two thirty one morning, I felt the gentle caress of my new bride gently sweep across my cheek and down to my neck where she began tickling me. I reached up to take her hand intent on an amorous awakening only to find no hand but the biggest darn German cockroach I have ever seen. I screamed like a little girl while levitating out of the bed, scaring my wife half to death.
I have no love to give to cock-a-roachies.