Was at a BBQ over the holidays, and a slightly intoxicated muppet, who failed to introduce himself to me at any stage, managed to pluck up the courage and ask...

"Whats with the skirt?"

Unfortunately, he failed to notice the large, shade giving and very friendly samoan chap in the corner, wearing a lava lava;

So my response was,
"i dunno, why don't you ask that guy over there..."(the one built like a battleship)

there endth the conversation...

Even my three year old daughter ripped in and told him it was a kilt...which was probably more embarassing for him(bloomin Aucklanders ah BeeDee )