Quote Originally Posted by DotDLL View Post
Hmmm, this might be a crazy thought, but perhaps an evil looking sporran could be used as, or could contain, some kind of foreign object?

Not that I'm advocating the use of foreign objects or anything.
If I remember correctly, the Celtic Crippler prefers...
a baseball bat as a foreign object.

Guess he would have to put that in his hose... Baseball bat dubh?