1. More aesthetically pleasing than trousers
2. A single pocket in front is more convenient than two on the side
3. It supports local and cottage artists and craftspeople
4. Instant friendship when two kilties meet
5. Free heating/AC
6. Easy access
7. When I get a hip or knee injury, they're easier to put on than trousers
8a. Heritage statement
8b. Different tartans can mean anything the designer wants them to
9. Usually leads to free drinks when I go out
10.Female attention
11.Excellent ice breaker
12.Can be worn as casually or as formally as I want
13.They're controversial
14.International fraternity :blimp:
15.It's fun to play "spot the kilt" in the media
16.KILT NIGHTS
17.Kilt hose are great even without the kilt
18.Naturally rain and wind resistant
19.Keeps me modest
20.I get to use snappy/witty comebacks when people ask dumb questions/THE question


Anything you'd like to add?