Heck, kilts are so much more practical than horses. (Been there, done that!)

You'll never have to call the vet at 2:00 when they foal, you don't have to feed them (just brush 'em off, and hang 'em well most of the time), they won't get old and require more care with less enjoyment, and the fetlocks will always be in top condition.

And when you pass on to that great kilt shop in the sky, you can leave them for another generation to enjoy.

I'd say enthusiastic.

Unless you've started selling the kids' furniture or taking a second mortgage on the house. Then you might want to get some help.