I have seen dozens of "Reasons why I wear.." lists. Almost all of them include the "Easy Access" line.

Forgive me for being negative here, but do we really need this? Are we really all just a heartbeat away from trying to be fruitful?
Anyone reading these lists would think that we are all on the level of a rutting moose in spring.
I suggest to you all that this does not serve the kilting community well. Please go and remove this item from all of your lists right now. There are plenty of great reasons to wear a kilt without resorting to such fatuity.

Cheers,
Rick