Kilt Inspector

[pastorsteve]

Now I know I'm going to get .... possibly a couple of "now pastor... aren't all creatures God's creatures?" YES they are however, this goes deeper than that (all the way to the bone). I found this while scrolling through Ebay and it made me laugh hysterically.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...X:NEWLIST#LIST

KILT INSPECTOR - SPREAD 'EM LAD 5XL T-shirt

Now I'm not (still laughing) a man prone to allow anyone, but the Wife, beneath his kilt. That said - if I was a heavily drinking man and single and really ...... lonely. The person who fits this shirt, wouldn't be my first choice in kilt inspectors.................