Well, as a gift for Christmas and Valentine's day my Mother-in-law made me my very own Kilt apron for when I am doing woodworking!!!
It's a bright red canvas duck and it is fantastic.

The front has a convenient pocket and it actually has a fold out part so you can make it even longer, covering over the ribs if need be.
She's considering making some for sale. I'd buy it, but I DON'T HAVE TO!
Oooh, I'm happy.
Here are a few pictures of it.