No Going Commando Here

[English Bloke]

Body lice are much more resilient than pubic lice or head lice. They feed differently and can live for more than a week away from the host. They are also quite happy living in clothing and bedding so transfer between hosts is easier. 'Hot bedding' is a common way to get them spread around. Situations like homeless hostels, grotty hotels or military guardrooms where blokes jump in and out of the same bed without changing the bedding are best. If you found live body lice in your hire Kilt, I'd definately be having a word but I reckon it's safe to say you won't catch crabs. Can we change the subject now, I'm starting to itch...