Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
It is certainly a difficult task Alan to have to be constantly holding back and concealing all my innate machismo behind a facade of tweedy bookishness. But it was simply too hard to go through life with people overcome with passion throwing themselves at me all the time.
Quote Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms View Post
Heh. You think you've got problems? I have to limit my kilt wearing because of my overwhelming animal magnitisim
I may have to raise the hems on my kilts; it's getting a little deep in here.

Fortunately I'm a big guy and there's enough of me to go around.