Rabble,

It has now been 7 weeks and a few days since I ordered my kilt from Scotland Yard and the jones at first was not to bad but about a week ago I answered a knock on the door and there stood jones with bag in hand.

So what do I do I find myself staring out the window looking for the delivery driver and dreaming what it will be like. In my head I run to meet him in the driveway (all in slow motion like in those talkies on the t.v..)

I am seriously(or not) thinking of taking up drinking lots and lots of my favorite beverage. (Water).

I am sorry what was I saying.......

Just kidding gang while the jones is comming on I know it wont be long now.

Slainte,
TKR