I was:
- Administrative Specialist (fancy-dancy Air Force jargon for a paper-shuffler)
- Minuteman III/Peacekeeper Missile Re-entry Systems Team Chief (fancy-dancy Air Force jargon for something i really can't talk about)
- Military Paralegal (fancy-dancy Air Force jargon for a lawyer's underappreciated "flunkie" [was actually called this by a junior attorney!])
- Campus Center Director and Academic Counselor at a private university (fancy-dancy academic jargon for what turned out to be a feminist coven, but I won't mention Park University by name). and yes, i was let go... oh, surprise, surprise.

I am now:
Emergency Management, Deputy Director