Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
.... I could try to dig a tunnel,I suppose. Leaping over a wooden horse could be a bit tricky though, in my present state. I wonder if I could escape dressed as a guard? Hummm food for thought!

Perhaps you could build a glider and fly off the roof. Though I do like your idea of shooting pigeons.

My last hospital stay was only for a week but it felt much longer and I'm sure that they only allowed me to leave because I was quickly becoming a royal pain.