Yesterday I dropped into my local chain haircutting salon for my summer side buzz. No less than 12 women left their clients to come and check out my kilt. None of them had ever seen a MAN (yeah baby) come into their shop wearing one. I was a hit!

One of the prettiest and bravest asked, "Is that a skirt?" I looked at her grinned and said, "No, it's a Kilt. If it were a skirt I would be wearing panties." She asked, "How do we know you aren't wearing panties now?" All laughed and I answered, "Good girls ask, bad girls find out for themselves." I am not kidding, four of them ran around from behind the counter and lifted the back of my UK to see my tartan boxers.

I am a MOS, 5'10" 290 lb lump of love. Why on earth would they do that? Answer: It must be the Kilt!

I now plan on wearing my kilt around town a little more often! ;-)

btw, my wife was not amused at their behavior.