So You're Going To Speak To Someone Who's Wearing A Kilt

[BEEDEE]

I saw a T-shirt once and wish now I had bought it that said:

Yes I'm Scottish
No I don't play the bagpipes
Yes I've eaten Haggis
Yes the kilt is comfortable
None of your business

It made me laugh because it seems to hit the top 5 questions.
BTW...if you know where I can get this T-shirt.... please let me know. I cannae find it again.

I'd go for that as well, but change the first line to: No, I'm not Scottish

Brian