I went to lunch with three (male) friends and I happened to be wearing a kilt that day. Of course they had to give me a hard time about it, and inevitably they wanted to know whether I was regimental or not. My response was simply "Don't ask questions if you don't want to know the answer." When I offered to show them, they quickly backed off. It amused me to see how quickly they dropped the subject when I gave them a chance to find out the answer.

-Elliott