Last Friday my wife and I went to see the Aspen Community Theater (ACT) production of The Music Man . Several of my students were in the musical and I not only wanted to see the show, but more importantly wanted to see THEM in the show. We met a friend of ours at the theater and we were standing in the lobby waiting to get in when an elderly woman tapped me on the shoulder and said "Nice skirt young man." to which I replied "It's a KILT, maam." and before I knew what was happening she said, "Yeah, I know it's a kilt. Whatchya wearin under there?" and she not only lifted the entire front of my kilt up, but stuck her head under the front apron almost between my legs, commented on my boxers, dropped the apron and walked off into the crowd. The three of us just stood there, shocked, and it all happened sooo fast I still hadn't reacted to her lifting the front of my kilt for several minutes. The three of us stood open mouthed for some time and finally went to our seats. The show was fabulous and thank goodness we did not run in to the older woman again. I've run into the "question " before but not this way. Any one else have a similiar "uplifting" experience?
Nulty