Just got back from a day trip to Tulsa, OK and got to go through Dillard's while we were there. While browsing the men's department, a lovely young lass asked if I was finding everything ok.
I fully executed the "Is this the men's department?"
"Yes sir, it is."
"Then where are the kilts?"
She blinked about 3 times and then said "I can go ask."
My wife then rescued her with the "Please ignore him."
I enjoyed myself today...