The People Vs. February.

[Larry124]

The People Vs. February:

For the Prosecution: 51.5 inches of snow. (Philadelphia, PA.)
For the Defense: The seasons of our life are numbered.

For the Prosecution: Injuries from shoveling snow.
For the Defense: Shape up!

For the Prosecution: Are you kidding me?!
For the Defense: Longer daylight and higher sun position.

For the Prosecution: Falling tree limbs & electric outages.
For the Defense: St. Valentine’s Day.

For the Prosecution: Scary drives on bad roads.
For the Defense: Heat and light at home.

For the Prosecution: Pre-storm grocery shopping.
For the Defense: Hard-working grocery staff.

For the Prosecution: Dollars for shovels, broken shovels, salt, and home or auto repairs.
For the Defense: Departed family and friends whom we would rather have had with us whatever the weather.

For the Prosecution: Tiger Woods and other Celebrity Fluff.
For the Defense: You watched and read about it.

For the Prosecution: The “Bipartisan” (LOL) Healthcare Summit.
For the Defense: The Olympics.

For the Prosecution: Tiresome. Weary.
For the Defense: Accomplishments and recreations despite.

For the Prosecution: 51.5 inches of snow!
For the Defense: Patience is a virtue.

Verdict: GUILTY.

Remorse: NONE.

Mitigation and Extenuation: Partial.

Aggravating Circumstances: YES.

SENTENCE: Exile for not less than Eleven Months.

Sentence Reduction: DENIED.