About 2 years ago, my friend introduced me to a divining method that he swore by... I was skeptical until I tried it. He would hover his hand over a blank lottery card (the kind where you choose 6 numbers), and while thinking of money, would fill in the first 6 numbers that came into his head. Swearing that anyone could do it, and 8 times out of 10 you would win AT LEAST a tenner to cover your costs, it was worth a try.

Well, after almost 24 months of trying this crazy system, lady luck as smiled on me, as I just checked today's winning numbers in the newspaper, and I'm ecstatic to announce that I'm one of 5 winners to share the jackpot of „4,201,875,000 (USD equiv. $45,000,000 by today's exchange rate). After tax and after all the winners get their cut, I'm still up abou 9mil.

Therefore, to celebrate my new-found fortune, I've decided that before investing the rest for the future and quitting my crappy-a$$ed job, and traveling around the world, I will buy each of my XMTS clansmen a brand new, genuine, 8-yard tartan KILT from the manufacturer of their choice, in whatever tartan they would like (custom weaves are OK).

So, I invite you all to celebrate with me and PM me with your order ASAP because this offer is truly limited-time ONLY. Your PM MUST be dated with today's date: April 1, 2010 or you're out of luck!!!